Sunday, January 10, 2010

Trapped in a blue box


Help!  I'm trapped in a blue box, my eye is dangling and I have an overbite!


Help!  I can't smell anything!  My nose is painted on??!!  and I'm still trapped in this blue box.



Help!  I only have three fingers that if they could close, wouldn't even touch each other!  My other hand seems to be welded to a white thing.  Why is there a green egg on my belly?


Oh it gets worse!  I'm in a cage!  Thanks for letting me out of the blue box, but what in the world is this cage?  and why do I have a walking stick?  Do I have a broken leg?


Oh no!  I'm a tourist attraction!

That would explain the orange color of my skin.

and the bone that I'm holding in my non claw hand.

Orange is not my color.


Have a great week!
Kristin
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11 comments:

  1. jJanuary 10, 2010 8:43 PM

    Help! I'm laughing so hard I can't catch my breath!

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  2. Debby@Just BreatheJanuary 10, 2010 9:33 PM

    That is too cute. Hey, do you follow YaYa at all. She does a Orange You Glad It's Saturday post.
    Orange is her favorite color. You should send her a photo, she would love it. Or if you want me to borrow one and send it I will.
    http://www.google.com/reader/view/?tab=my#stream/feed%2Fhttp%3A%2F%2Fyayastuff.blogspot.com%2Ffeeds%2Fposts%2Fdefault

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  3. Keetha BroylesJanuary 10, 2010 9:42 PM

    Your EYE IS DANGLING!?! LOL that was a very funny line.

    Oh no, I'm a tourist attraction!!!! Gotta love THAT.

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  4. Liz MaysJanuary 10, 2010 9:43 PM

    Those arms look stunted and abnormal!

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  5. Claudya MartinezJanuary 10, 2010 11:52 PM

    I thought maybe it was a blind dinosaur with a walking stick.

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 11, 2010 6:03 AM

    Hahaha! This is GREAT! And ORANGE!!! Thanks!

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  7. jbJanuary 11, 2010 6:15 AM

    Where is this?! Sweetgreenbunny and I wanna visit this sight!

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  8. Lisa Nelsen-WoodsJanuary 11, 2010 9:30 PM

    You are too funny!

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  9. Leigh of Tales from BloggeritavilleJanuary 12, 2010 8:41 AM

    Oragne isnt a good color for anyone.
    Roll Tide!
    Great story!

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  10. Stephanie R.January 24, 2010 10:00 PM

    aww. hes not a tourist attraction. hes more of a local love!
    I didn't see where you were from, I found you on YaYa's blog. but he is a local favorite that was once a gooney golf course- his eyes no longer glow red, and hes stuck behind a gate- but luckily he didn't get torn down with the rest of them when the shopping center was built.

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  11. Stephanie R.January 25, 2010 11:58 AM

    hi. I actually just moved to Kentucky from Jacksonville, thats how I know his history. =D but yea. apparently gooney golf was big- thus meaning more of these awesome guys out there im sure!

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