Going to Target

I love a red shirt.

I wear red most days.

OK, if I'm not wearing a purple shirt, I'm wearing red.

Red is a GREAT color, unless you want to go shopping at Target.

I wear my keys on a lanyard.

I have a flat white card that is also on that lanyard - it is a key card that lets me into my condo building.

When I go anywhere, my keys are around my neck.

I look like an employee.

I really look like an employee when I wear a red shirt and have keys dangling from around my neck.

I even act like an employee sometimes.

When I get asked where to find an item, I almost always know where the item is located.

"Miss. Miss." "Miss"

"Oh, were you talking to me?"

"Yes, where can I find the vacuum cleaners?"

"They are on the other side of this wall, not in an isle, but on this wall."

"OK, thank you"

walking, shopping, walking shopping

"Do you have any patio furniture?"

Not really, I hardly have a patio

"I think you will find the patio furniture near the garden center."

"Can you take me there?"

"Ummmm, I suppose. I don't work here, so if you have any questions on the patio furniture you will need to talk to a Target employee."

Why do I wear red?

Oh right, because it makes me look a lot less pale!

Have a great day!
Kristin